Explosively Beaker!

-falls over laughing- #Epic airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:29:58 -0500

-falls over laughing- #Epic

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

#This

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:19:00 -0500

#This

-laughs hard-

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:17:00 -0500

-laughs hard-

@Wren_Hammonds distant-strength: Long Distance Love Advice...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:55:07 -0500

@Wren_Hammonds

distant-strength:

Long Distance Love Advice & Stories

#Truth! funsubstance: The importance of teachers

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:45:56 -0500

#Truth!

funsubstance:

The importance of teachers

-laughs so hard- #Truth henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:17 -0500

-laughs so hard- #Truth

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

you-made-me-human:

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:23:17 -0500

you-made-me-human:

Welp…there goes more than half my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:21:13 -0500

Welp…there goes more than half my dashboard…

music-is-my-gin-and-tonic:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

Is this a fucking joke?

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:33 -0500

-snorts- idiotsonfb: nerd humor.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:57:50 -0500

-snorts-

idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

@Wren_Hammonds This sums it up for the last 3...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:56:22 -0500

@Wren_Hammonds This sums it up for the last 3 years.

inmyrabbithole:

purpleturtleshell:

Silver Linings Playbook

@MadHatWhitlock It’s just us

funsubstance: Virginity Forcefield!

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:37:01 -0500

funsubstance:

Virginity Forcefield!

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:07:01 -0500

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

-laughs hard-

"They lay beside each other in bed. She is sleeping. He is awake. She always falls asleep before he..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:01:23 -0500

““They lay beside each other in bed.
She is sleeping.
He is awake.
She always falls asleep before he does.
The sound of her breathing calms him.
It pushes the ghosts out from his rooms.
With the backs
of his fingers he rubs her elbow, and listens.
He wishes to pluck her heart
like an eyelash or a flower
from her chest
and make an infinite map out of it.
She knows he must use his hands to make things.
His hands are restless things.
He talks with them, like blind birds.
He uses them to hold her.
In the morning, he will make tea with them.
They will drink from the same cup.””

- Dalton Day, “The Cartographer” (via my-grave-is-temporary)
@Wren_Hammonds